Tila Tequila’s tits got pawned

So she says she fucked a DJ, and I bet she has, all of them probably, but this time she got fucked by the Juggalos, and in the classiest fashion, topless style. Whether the crowd was stirred into a bottle-throwing frenzy by Tila Tequila’s exposed tits or the incomprehensible grunts she fed the mike during her ‘performance’, either way is good, because, knowing Tila Tequila and her tits, she’s bound to skank up the evening by doing something unrelated (but completely expected) like stripping off.

So her bouncing boobies got pawned with a flying Budweiser, which was a real waste (the thrown booze, of course), and that’s probably good karma for all of us to finally smash some sense into the bitch’s skull, but when she pulls of skanky stunts like her topless titty maneuver, we can’t help but keep her onstage a little longer.

Don’t deny you haven’t fantasized about banging those tits of hers when you saw Tila Tequila’s sex tape or the hundreds of skanky pictorials that got ‘leaked’, so let’s all together lay the hate to lie for a while to pick up our cocks and blow all over Tila Tequila’s sexy tit pictures.